Bruise Control

Bruises, Swelling, Head Bumps, Oh My!

First there was this photo of a bruised thigh from a "Dancing With the Stars" dancer:

   

Now it seems that more than one dancing contestant has been hurt. Misty May-Treanor, the beach volleyball athlete, ruptured her Achilles tendon in rehearsals Friday and was forced to drop out for the remainder of the season.

What's more, AsSeenOnTV, reports that several of this season's contestants have sported injuries. Susan Lucci appears with a bandaged ankle, swollen no doubt; Derek Hough clunked his head in a fall and blacked out; Jeffrey Ross suffered a scratched cornea, and pro dancer Karina Smirnoff sprained her ankle.

Last but not least, Kim Kardashian sliced her toe on a broken mirror and was taken to the ER.

Where's the NoBruise! when you need it?

Bruises On Breasts

Did Chris Matthews Bruise Ellen's Breast?

Hardball host, Chris Matthews, created quite a stir, when his dancing on The Ellen Degeneres Show, had the popular talk show host not only catching her breath, but literally holding her breasts.

Chris, victim of the "white man's shuffle," overstepped the dance floor boundaries which led to a misstep by Ellen. He ended up twirling her and tossing her aside, but not before he placed a mighty hold on her chest. Ellen, of course, took it all in jest.

She now airs this clip regularly, calling it "her favorite."

If you missed it, it's a hoot. Too bad Hooters wasn't a sponsor that day.

Here's a YouTube video: Hardball Dancing.